You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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