The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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