with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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