if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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