Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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