New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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