But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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