i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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