I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All the doctor said was why
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
