You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
