That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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