I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
