...so i touched it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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