gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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