I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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