if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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