hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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