you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
you made out with another girl for some wings
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