that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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