The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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