I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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