I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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