well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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