Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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