Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we're making bets on your personal life
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
