The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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