I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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