theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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