I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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