You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
