I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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