Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
