do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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