Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
