as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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