it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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