is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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