You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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