I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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