doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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