Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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