oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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