i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
tell me about the fingering
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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