I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
