): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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