Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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