sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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