You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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