If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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