Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
