She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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