super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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