I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You were trust falling into bushes
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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