; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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