Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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