Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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